You know how after you watch a movie you sometimes ask yourself: Was it worth it?

If The Gorge were bad, this would be easy. Give me my two hours back. If it were great, that would be easy too.

Instead, it spends almost the entire movie hovering somewhere between I’m glad I watched this and I probably could have skipped it.

Miles Teller and Anya Taylor-Joy play highly trained operatives stationed in towers on opposite sides of a massive gorge. They don’t really know what’s down there. They just know somebody has gone to an extraordinary amount of trouble to make sure whatever it is stays there.

That’s a good setup.

For a while, The Gorge understands that the mystery is more interesting than the answer. The two characters are isolated, they’re not supposed to communicate, and eventually they start doing exactly that.

What follows is basically a long-distance romance with sniper rifles.

And strangely enough, it works.

Teller and Taylor-Joy have chemistry, and the quieter scenes between them give the movie something it badly needs later: a reason to care about these two people once everything starts going sideways.

The problem is that eventually the movie has to go into the gorge.

And that’s where it gets less interesting.

The mystery starts turning into explanation. The suspense starts turning into creatures, action, conspiracy and science-fiction mythology. None of it is terrible, and some of it is genuinely entertaining, but the movie becomes more conventional the more it reveals.

Sometimes the thing you’re imagining is better than the thing the movie eventually shows you.

The Gorge is one of those movies.

Teller and Taylor-Joy deserve a lot of the credit. With two less interesting actors, I’m not sure the movie survives all of its genre-hopping.

By the end, I cared considerably more about them than I did about the gorge itself.

So, knowing what I know now, would I still press play?

Yeah.

Barely.

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A good setup, two leads worth watching and a mystery that gets less interesting the more it explains itself.